Foxy Brown allegedly assaults neighbor with BlackBerry

Joining the growing list of celebrities who can't quit using their cellphones to beat up on others is Foxy Brown, who was recently "charged with assault and possession of a weapon" after allegedly hitting a neighbor with her BlackBerry. Of course, this isn't the first time Foxy's temper has flared up, but when she was confronted over the volume of her stereo system, the handset came out (a few days later, mind you) for purposes other than texting, talking, or capturing the impending battle for future viewing. So, you may be wondering how much damage a flung BlackBerry can do, and if that's the case, here's your answer: the victim was left with a cut lip and a loose tooth.

[Totalfixation @ Aug 17th 2007 12:32AM]

Wow, I never though i would say this, but i think lil kim looks way better than her.

[The Aggie CEO™ @ Aug 17th 2007 8:48AM]

Kim is the Black Barbie.........she PAID for her body..........she was fine before that.........

[M@ @ Nov 14th 2007 11:34PM]

Hell, Kim Il Jong looks better than her!

[humpty @ Aug 17th 2007 12:33AM]

Why isnt she using an iPhone?

[bombastinator @ Aug 17th 2007 1:22AM]

they're lighter and probably don't fly as straight.

[Harrison66 @ Aug 17th 2007 1:03AM]

Both female MC's got mad lyric skills on the mic but I think Lil' Kim & Foxy Brown both are hideous without makeup... photoshop... implants...hell the list goes on :)

[Totalfixation @ Aug 17th 2007 1:06AM]

I was kinda pointing out that both are ugly and that foxy is the worst out of the two.

[caleb @ Aug 17th 2007 8:28AM]

You think her eye lids are naturally green?

[AdamY @ Aug 17th 2007 1:07AM]

Ugh, and that's really the problem with the iPhone.

When some jive-takling fool starts giving me lip, and I chuck MY wireless device of choice at him/her the round, Apple's smooth edges barely leave a bruise, much less a scratch.

Thankfully my unused 1G, 10GB iPod is blocky enough and heavy enough to take those honkies down a notch.

BAM!

[michael @ Aug 17th 2007 1:18AM]

Wow. She looks like something out of a 1970's mystery novel cover! Even the name "Foxy Brown" fits so well.

Kind of interesting.

[markie @ Aug 17th 2007 5:57AM]

Well, FYI, Foxy Brown *is* a seventies blaxploitation movie with Pam Grier

http://imdb.com/title/tt0071517/

[Ratchet the Lombax @ Aug 17th 2007 1:30AM]

Should I feel bad that I don't know who the Heck this is, or should I feel good about that fact?

[Zach @ Aug 17th 2007 2:03AM]

basically, she was in the 1990's an ra.... ugh, it's not even worth the effort to explain.

[Don @ Aug 17th 2007 10:57AM]

I'll answer - you should feel good. I don't know who she is either, although I've heard of Lil' Kim when she was arrested previously.

[rouge @ Aug 17th 2007 2:06AM]

she's not really worth knowing. her musical history is kinda shitty.

[Mumbly @ Aug 17th 2007 2:39AM]

> but when she was confronted over the volume of her
> stereo system, the handset came out for purposes
> other than texting, talking...

The sad thing about this story is, that not only celebrities behave like this. Loud music is more than an annoyance/nuisance as it is a sign of gross direspect towards other peoples right for a little bit of silence. If Mrs. Brown thinks like some people that one can only enjoy music if listened at high volume, she certainly has the money for a good pair of (wireless) headphones. And if someones throwing a party, it would be a sign of good manners to inform your neighbours about this and tell them in advance that it could get loud. But no, nowadays people think that they have a god-given right to crank up the volume when they listen to the music and if someone dares to complain, they react aggressively... Sad world!

[oshean @ Aug 17th 2007 3:02AM]

The BlackBerry wasn't the only assault! From what I heard,
The quick brown foxy jumped all over the lazy dawg!

[Enzo @ Aug 17th 2007 4:57AM]

"Da Quick Brown Foxy jumped allover them lazy Dawgs and smacked 'em round wit ha crackberries.."

[optV @ Aug 17th 2007 4:30AM]

They should have put a screen shot of Foxy Love from Drawn Together.

[Ted K @ Aug 17th 2007 4:57AM]

that picture just screams "bitch"

[3rdsun @ Aug 17th 2007 6:17AM]

No wonder she has to have the stereo up loud. She was temporarily deaf last I heard. maybe the effects are still lingering. I love Foxy though.

[Samifumi @ Aug 17th 2007 6:21AM]

What was her mother thinking to name her "Foxy?"

[OX @ Aug 17th 2007 8:35AM]

"What was her mother thinking to name her "Foxy?"
^^^
Her real name is'nt foxy brown,it's Inga Merchant something like that.Which in my book is even worse.

[The Aggie CEO™ @ Aug 17th 2007 8:49AM]

I read this on AllHipHop.com........never expected to see it on here........lol

[Nando @ Aug 17th 2007 8:58AM]

What a byotch.

As legal punishments for these types of singers/rappers, they should have their vocal chords messed up so that they couldn't sing/rap/whatever but they could still talk.

For models, they should have their bodies scarred or be enforced to get Michael-Jackson-type surgery.

For actors, they should get blacklisted from any type of acting and it be illegal for anyone who hires them.

For celebutards like Herpes Hilton & Crackhole Richie, they should send them to Afghanistan or Africa to do some Angelina-Jolie/princess-Diana-type work and not be allowed to come back for 3 years.

Actually, that last one I mentioned would be a pretty good punishment for just about anyone of those rich, spoiled celebs.

[williedigital @ Aug 17th 2007 9:27AM]

Yes, you are sooooo above all of these people. Fox actually is a really excellent rapper, but has unfortunately been pidgeonholed into the "female rapper" category where only your looks seem to matter to most listeners, as the comments here attest. You know absolutely nothing about the circumstances surrounding the case, so everyone, please don't just go "god what a bitch without any respect for others". That only shows your biases.

[jdang @ Aug 20th 2007 4:26AM]

Foxy is not a good rapper. She was decent when Jay-Z was still ghostwriting for her (Ain't No N*).

This broad can't stay out of the news. She just got beat up by a prostitute when she found out her boyfriend was a Pimp, and he immediately set some ho's on her.

[Alexander @ Aug 17th 2007 9:33AM]

Fugly.

[Malcolm @ Aug 17th 2007 10:55AM]

I've actually seen her up close. Believe it or not, I was standing next to her waiting for our food in a Jamaican food store in NYC. She's cute in real life, just really small; maybe 5-ft, 100-lbs at the most. It's amazing she could throw that blackberry with such force. She must have been working out, moving all those boxes of unsold CDs.

[Alexander @ Aug 17th 2007 12:47PM]

Yea, but she seems like a nappy headed ho to me.

[Andrew @ Aug 17th 2007 10:46AM]

This may be the start of Foxy's softball career...

[Evan A M @ Aug 17th 2007 7:45PM]

Good one, I think my neighbor needs to be assaulted by my Pearl...

[Ai Nguyen @ Aug 17th 2007 7:54PM]

wat a bitch who is this again?