Alright, we just don't have the energy for the usual tirade against pink gadgets. Instead, we'll rip on the embossed leather and crocodile print of Nokia's Vertu Ascent luxury phone, now in pink for you'll never guess which marketing segment. We'll also have a good giggle at the strip of polished keys, the matching ceramic pillow (wtf?), the soft pink backlighting, the matching pink holster and the special pink package. The tri-band phone has Bluetooth and voice dialing functionality, and… that's about it. Apparently it was so difficult to work all that pink in there they had to cut some corners in the features department as a result. It'll be out this spring/summer, and will be "expensive."